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OHIO STATE BUCKEYES - Their chicks even make Michigan girls look pretty.

TAGS: ohio buckeyes michigan osu
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by kellyvanrijn

caveman - May 15, 2012, 8:55 pm
Both your posters would also do well on sporting breakdown
caveman - May 15, 2012, 8:55 pm
Both your posters would also do well on sporting breakdown
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:26 pm
Sorry for the repeat comments. Screen didn't refresh when I tried to post comment
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:25 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:24 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:24 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L

IF YOU SEE IT... - You can never UNSEE it.

TAGS: 007 goldeneye n64
Rating: 2.97/5

More motifakes by IDK MY BFF JILL

DillyRat - July 24, 2009, 3:52 am
AAAAAAHH I can't UNSEE it!!!
Sidahan - March 31, 2009, 3:41 pm
@homer: Indeed. some people here seem to suffer from partial blindness or just have bad anatomic knowledge
Suh-weet - November 20, 2008, 1:39 pm
Wow. lmfao!
homer - October 17, 2008, 7:00 am
its his hand on the ppk
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 2:32 am
I'm still laughing even after five minutes! That's the goofiest looking thing in the world!!! Who knew they'd use such weird design?! I'll never see Pierce Brosnan the same way again!

WHY - Spiders will never be called "Cute."

TAGS: spider scary cute hairy big eyes
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Shyanne

Insaniac - December 31, 2009, 10:26 am
Awwwwwww, adorable.
Zed - December 7, 2009, 2:59 pm
Well, d***it, I think he's cute.
Shyanne - December 7, 2009, 11:56 am
Scary f***!


TAGS: death eye life b***erfly skull
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - August 2, 2012, 8:52 pm
thanks guys
spacedog - August 2, 2012, 7:40 pm
Nice one gas. 5L
forseti - August 2, 2012, 1:34 am
Great! 5L
gas - August 1, 2012, 10:31 am
ahaha.. "fact 99: buy permanent marker" xD. thanks for the comment Gary
GaryO - August 1, 2012, 9:57 am
Creepy nice, gas….ugh, the movie…kept going ‘What?’…then I started writing stuff on my arm….

SQUIRRELS - They're staring into your soul


TAGS: vision eye exams important
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

twill1962 - July 7, 2012, 8:38 pm
Greeny, your mind is in the right place. BTW, your vision is perfect!
Greeny - May 16, 2011, 9:02 pm
wowee, I mean opfes...
KageOokami - May 16, 2011, 5:52 pm
I think I might need a closer look, you know, just to make sure I got it right.


TAGS: popeye kitty
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by Airman

Gramaticus - September 11, 2011, 4:51 pm
I've always thought it was "Strong to the finich!" I guess I never have been a good listener!
tellitlikeitis - May 13, 2011, 6:40 am
Very cute!
CleverUserName - May 13, 2011, 12:28 am
I'm Popeye the Sailor Cat -Mew Mew-

THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE - Are unseen That's why we close our eyes When we KISS.....CRY and DREAM

TAGS: close your eyes feel it
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Sho

marlygirl - April 14, 2011, 6:54 pm
5L. magnificent
Sho - March 26, 2011, 4:45 pm
lisabwells - March 26, 2011, 4:42 pm
This is so beautiful!
rerun - March 21, 2011, 8:34 pm

Reality Lord - March 21, 2011, 2:07 pm



TAGS: fun games lose eye
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Greeny - September 24, 2011, 1:44 pm
The fun, and then the cool


TAGS: cats demon eyes door
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Sean - November 27, 2009, 2:38 pm
What do you think they are all in line for, spacedog?
spacedog - November 27, 2009, 11:44 am
I can't imagine having litter boxes for all those cats, so I guess your garden is full of crap.
CANADA - November 27, 2009, 11:34 am
WTF, are you some crazy cat lady?

COACH HINES - He will set you on fire like a charcoal burkite.

TAGS: coach hines madtv keegan michael keyes
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by Todd M.

Todd M. - June 27, 2009, 2:25 am
lawl, steroid bust one was classic! cant really decide which one is my favorite. ice cream rant is near the top
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 2:06 am
For pete's pepper son, just try not to misquote again, or this chalk's going up your nose, and out your finger... and that's impossible!
Todd M. - June 27, 2009, 1:56 am
didn't think ya were insulting, i just typed in dictionary.com something that sounded like what he said and looked at the suggestions they gave and thats the first one i saw. gonna have to make a different one cause coach hines would not approve! lol
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 1:52 am
It's motifake... all in good fun. I really like Coach Hines' skits.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 1:51 am
Just ribbing ya.... no insult meant. Say a line or two, thought I'd run with them.
Todd M. - June 27, 2009, 1:50 am
agdaniele it was hard to hear what he said from the laughter. i figured it was either briquette or burkite(to murder, as by suffocation, to leave no or few marks of violence). with the context of his rants i felt burkite was the more logical choice.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:30 am
man I've been meaning to ask. What's the story behind your Nik? My GF is called Danielle and she was pretty sure you must be a chick. based on past comments, I'm sure you're not. so wtf?
agdaniele - June 25, 2009, 12:22 am
mooooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:15 am
OK I get it.....you're sick Aggy.(the love of Guinness should have given that away)
mooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:05 am
Also. Open ended quotes are dumb.
mooooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:04 am
good one. but I don't get the "maps of Hawaii reference.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:51 pm
HA!!! You didn't think they'd check it out with a black light, huh? Maps of hawaii!!!
moooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:48 pm
I was gonna return my new logitech set and buy one but future shop said "no returns on stained items" whatever that means.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:46 pm
Tsk, tsk.... you need to upgrade to the 3.0 emotifake comment keyboard. It coats comments in sarcasm, laughter, etc.
mooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:44 pm
I know, how come no one can read my inflection on the internet?
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:38 pm
I was loosely referring to Pyrite... thought I'd be as far off as his spelling of briquette.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:37 pm
It was sarcasm, mooooo.
mooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:32 pm
You're thinking of Burkeite. But that doesn't make this poster funny.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:23 pm
Burkite? Isn't that fool's gold?


TAGS: red eye tear 2 meanings
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

motinet - November 24, 2014, 7:11 pm

(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.
oldthrashbar - April 18, 2013, 9:39 pm
I've actually read and learned from personal experience that more often than not.. its the other way around.
robbidos - December 11, 2012, 1:27 am
very well done
mariand - August 18, 2011, 3:32 pm
well done...

INSANITY - this guy is the master at it

TAGS: eye
Rating: 1.75/5

More motifakes by shadow

rerun - February 12, 2010, 6:52 pm

I so enjoy yanking your chain
Bartimaeus - February 12, 2010, 6:34 pm
I wasn't trying to bait you. Just making a Beer Fest reference. Don't be so sensitive! lol If it helps, you can make redneck jokes about me...me being southern and all.
rerun - February 12, 2010, 6:00 pm

If you are trying to bait me, keep trying
Bartimaeus - February 12, 2010, 5:49 pm
It's Sasuke from Naruto...but I don't get the caption, except...he does look f***ing crazy in that picture...and he has the eye of the Jew.
rerun - February 12, 2010, 5:45 pm

no idea what this poster is supposed to be about.
Bartimaeus - February 12, 2010, 5:44 pm
Holy ****! He has the eye of the Jew!


TAGS: insomnia ak can t sleep eye
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by Arrogant Knight

TheTrashHeap - August 10, 2010, 12:04 pm
Bump from the past.
Ed-Hyde - September 9, 2009, 10:18 am
Too late, 3hrs of sleep a night for the last 2 weeks. I'm starting to think that Ubi is the pinnacle of tv programs.
Arrogant Knight - September 9, 2009, 10:14 am
It meant "Stay the f*ck away or it'll consume you too" ...Seriously, run.
Player_Meyer - September 9, 2009, 10:13 am
hahaha "INSOMNIA" kinda meant "SEARCH IT AND ADMIRE IT NEWB" to me...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 9, 2009, 10:12 am
Gave me a chance to 5 it. I was sure I had voted on this one before though.....
Arrogant Knight - September 9, 2009, 10:11 am
I didn't ask you to go and dig it up.. God dammit, now it's in my head vividly. Thanks a LOT.
Player_Meyer - September 9, 2009, 10:10 am
oh and gave yah a 4
Player_Meyer - September 9, 2009, 10:10 am
Yeah... It's kinda creepy... I sleep like a dead rock though
LogicDude - May 6, 2009, 2:18 pm
Zzzzzzzz...what? huh? whozat? Zzzzzzzzz...
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:21 am
Anyone who wants to do a true demot right, can learn a lot from this one. The color of the text. The length of each line. The simplicity of the over all format. If you've had a serious case of insomnia, you'll want to pummel AR for doing this one.


STRIVE FOR MORE EDUCATION. - Enough with sit and roll over. Now teach me to kill.

TAGS: pomeranian education redeye satanic fluffball
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by rachelhorses123

CloudchaserS - February 19, 2012, 12:27 am
Looks like it could be a T unit put out by Cyberdine to spy on the humans


TAGS: eyebrows beauty men women fake
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by msf

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 10, 2013, 8:22 pm
I disagree. There are few things more unattractive than bushy eyebrows on a pretty face. It's the fingernails that I can't understand them putting so much time into.

SLAP CHOP - The only honorable way to obtain a "Clearance B Keycard".

EMERGENCY EYE BLEACH - What is seen cannot be unseen UNTIL NOW!!!! New Emergency Eye Bleach for the really bad memes



TAGS: cat eyes secret
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Sho

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 13, 2014, 10:49 am
D@mn! And I thought my cat wa5 creepy. We're missing the point here, Sho. You owe me a clean pair of pants.
Fentroll - June 21, 2012, 12:44 am
Creepy, love it!


TAGS: happy birthday rerun tribute don t it make your brown eye blue
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

forseti - September 7, 2010, 2:56 pm
ROFL rerun!!
rerun - September 7, 2010, 11:23 am

ah, the ever popular times when you can tel your wife she was right, it does hurt
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 11:05 am
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:18 pm

I seem to remember this poster, d*** you GS.
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:17 pm
yoo-hoo Rerun...:)
rerun - January 31, 2010, 12:08 pm

hey, I am 100. Gotta keep pace, I never know when it will be my last time.
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 12:05 pm
There's only one of you here? d***, I'm having a hard time keeping up. :S
rerun - January 31, 2010, 12:03 pm

guests? I thought I was special....
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 12:00 pm
No problem... Only trying to entertain my guests properly.
rerun - January 31, 2010, 11:57 am

Oh, I remember a lot. Like when you and I posed for that pic in your avitar. Thanks for loosing up the handcuffs.
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 11:55 am
You forgot it's your hundredth birthday? Senile, too... What a shame!
rerun - January 31, 2010, 11:48 am

I was wondering what all the fuss was about....then I looked at my profile settings. Guess I need to actually change that, time travel really screws up my head....this was my original b-day until liked September better.
GreyScorpion - January 31, 2010, 9:51 am
its from that good clean life style, and living at the foot of the cross. Well, maybe not that last part. ;)
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 9:47 am
Ya know, rerun looks d*** good for a centenarian.

FOREST SPEYER - Not quiet as smart as Forest Gump

TAGS: speyer gump forest
Rating: 1.8/5

More motifakes by Lkennedy

emperorche - March 23, 2010, 3:16 pm
Alert the spelling nazi's

Serial Toe Licker -

TAGS: licking crazy cross eyed
Rating: 2.36/5

More motifakes by John

Hector - June 26, 2009, 1:16 pm
It's not the toes I like so much, it's the spaces in between.



TAGS: he man nazi cross eyes wytch
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by Wytch

CaptMickeyd - May 15, 2013, 4:24 pm
I had never seen him that way before.lol
zoomer296 - February 21, 2013, 9:22 pm
I agree with nj35, that doesn't look like a swastika.
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:32 pm
The Iron Cross, is not a Nazi sign fail!
Verdeckt - August 9, 2011, 4:16 am
Can't say i looked that closely Forseti but I'll take your word for it. 5 Cringers
forseti - August 9, 2011, 3:29 am
you forgot the small p****! 5 Orkos
Wytch - August 9, 2011, 3:04 am
Thanks, I also have the complete series. Geeks unite! lol
Alixian - August 9, 2011, 2:47 am
Genius, absolute genius, I don't know how I never joined the dots on that one, i got the complete series on DVD


TAGS: alignment dnd lawful evil military guns shiney eye candy
Rating: 3.16/5

More motifakes by WingerB17

MrFishyduck - December 30, 2010, 3:30 pm
Ive sh** people for less. lol jk

YOUR BALLS - I'll smash them.


TAGS: jealousy eyes imagine
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by gas

champ99 - August 8, 2011, 2:31 pm
gas - August 7, 2011, 2:36 am
and imagination has no limits... thx all for the votes :)
tellitlikeitis - August 6, 2011, 10:21 pm
That's life and human nature.... unfortunately.
Verdeckt - August 6, 2011, 7:30 pm
mariand - August 6, 2011, 1:53 pm
true 5tory...
Reality Lord - August 6, 2011, 1:10 pm



TAGS: my eyes are melting and my brain is pouring out my ears
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 8:14 pm
Wild, eH!!!
Haarakkon - June 23, 2009, 8:13 pm
Knockin' On Heaven's Door by Dylan gave me a near-life experience.
Haarakkon - June 23, 2009, 8:11 pm
Wow, this thing pulses with the percussion section no matter what song is playing.
MO - June 23, 2009, 7:41 pm
Can't not stare......so purdy...
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 7:37 pm
*hands Mo a foil hat* Dammit I told you not to stare!!! My screen is shakin' again!
MO - June 23, 2009, 7:33 pm
I knew it! First they go after our women.....frickin pure evil!
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 7:31 pm
And you know Mo this is another Canadian Tire mind control trick!!!
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 6:54 pm
*psst* ummm, are ya done yet. And guess what, I'm drinkin' a PBR! Man this is too weird!!! *checks to see in the mirror if his neck is turning red*
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:50 pm
FOR CHRIST SAKE BONE!!! Don't be sayin it so loud!!
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 6:39 pm
Stop shaken' the screen...I'm just sayin'
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:36 pm
Sign me up!! I've re-done 3rd grade...like 5 times, but I seem to not be able to shake my conjunctivitis....
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 6:32 pm
you know Mo there is a one handed typing class
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:28 pm
Oh, and your poster distracteded me from spelling brite....right! Or is that write? Wait! THUMP, THUMP...THUMP, THUMP.....
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:22 pm
Bone! Tunnel =1!! You know this ....man! (this tunnel gets 5 light brights though!!)
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 5:57 pm
You go Mo!!!
MO - June 23, 2009, 5:29 pm
All I see are ***bIES!!!

THE ADMIN - They are Always watching, Even when you think they're not online They are!

TAGS: administrator admin watching you is eye
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by kirbyfighter12

MO - March 12, 2010, 7:07 pm
I tend to sneak "1" in every now and then. I can't type all that well...
TheTrashHeap - March 12, 2010, 7:02 pm
I really wish I had never promised myself that I would comment whenever I vote 1L.....1 Lion.


TAGS: real eyes realize real lies
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:43 am
Reality Lord - June 30, 2010, 2:03 pm

ditto :)
culos - June 29, 2010, 4:41 am
Have to agree with Cubby, first sign of intelligence on your part, well done!
Reality Lord - June 27, 2010, 10:54 pm

whoa..a five from cubby...honored dude..for real.
Cubbybear - June 27, 2010, 10:47 pm
5/5 I like the use of words
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 10:26 pm

Look again -

TAGS: eye
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by PapaFox

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 19, 2013, 11:34 pm
WHOA! Trippy. 5L


We were never quite sure -

TRANSFORMERS - They're watching you!

REAL BEAUTY - is powerful. It has no need for skimpy clothes, plunging necklines or naked skin

TAGS: those eyes
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by RandomPixilator

RandomPixilator - August 8, 2011, 8:19 pm
Come to think of it, for all we know, `she' could be a `he'..
ISeeRedPeople - August 8, 2011, 2:05 pm
She doesn't shave or bathe! Still pretty?
rerun - August 10, 2010, 10:20 pm

simply stunning
RandomPixilator - July 5, 2010, 11:23 pm
I agree with all of ya. Especially the make-up bit. Try convincing my daughter of this fact..
Lord of Da - July 2, 2010, 9:39 am
And it doesn't need Ph**oshop.
MisterJJ - July 2, 2010, 9:17 am
Nice, but real beauty doesn't need so much makeup either.
RandomPixilator - July 2, 2010, 3:02 am
Ahaa, I never said they did..
Derek - July 2, 2010, 2:27 am
- but those things don't hurt

YES YOUR HOLINESS - We most certainly are.

TAGS: pokerbrowneye pope rock
Rating: 2.43/5
thehattinninja - August 22, 2008, 4:37 pm
hells yeah

FLEA MARKET MONTGOMERY - It's just like... It's just like... A Mini-mawl...

TAGS: flea market montgomery mini mall mawl eyes eye
Rating: 1.46/5

More motifakes by Ross

13thCat - May 12, 2009, 6:01 am
Oh god this made me lol


TAGS: eyes love obsession crazy
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Sho

nonanon - May 6, 2012, 2:37 am
they're so shiny...
holymoly - May 5, 2012, 4:57 pm
Fantastic. And creepy as fcuk... good show SHO.. 5L
crankyhead - May 5, 2012, 4:07 pm

AN EYE FOR AN EYE - Makes The World Blind ...

TAGS: eye for world blind gandhi
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - January 25, 2012, 2:50 pm
@CloudchaserS There really is no solution to this except creating an environment where this problem does not occur in the first place. @suzieq Thanks :) ... I agree that the kid really does carry the poster on his own.
suzieq - January 25, 2012, 9:23 am
hey rick, good stuff. poor kid...
CloudchaserS - January 24, 2012, 9:37 pm
It's a rock and a hard place. Retaliate every time someone wrongs you, everyone goes blind. Never retaliate and you become a target for harassment.

NEW AGE EYE CHART - When the Motifakers need new glasses They have to bring this sucker out

HYPNOSIS - Just....uhmm....wow....don't look into her eyes.

TAGS: hypnosis look into her eyes juggs asian asian girl
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Atari Mitsuku

agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:37 pm
I...... mean...... must buy Wii.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:36 pm
But really... what else is there to stare at?
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:36 pm
I'll be d***ed... he's got a point.


TAGS: apple evil killer blood pesticides natural eyes
Rating: 3/5

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Silvermist - April 13, 2009, 10:33 pm
Definitely, without them, our fruit may look like that!


TAGS: life time woman joke check mom dating daughter fantasy ***y eyes beauty
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by giulio

Joshy8632 - November 16, 2009, 2:25 pm
SVT - October 16, 2009, 5:18 pm
why pick? go for both.
bastian - October 15, 2009, 6:49 am
i'd pick the mom
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2009, 6:06 pm
Great Minds think alike.#63538
CANADA - October 14, 2009, 3:27 pm
True! but im still more of a "Live the moment" type a guy

HE POKED ME IN THE EYE! - Captain Insano shows no mercy

TAGS: eye poke
Rating: 2.84/5

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Krissie - August 22, 2009, 10:02 pm


REINCARNATION - This is what happens to Buckeye fans.

TAGS: buckeye ohio state michigan wolverine
Rating: 2.18/5

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todd snyder - July 15, 2009, 4:21 pm
deltabob- a marked omprovement :-)

MY - Mind Is In The Gutter... But My Head Is In The Clouds


TAGS: einstien eyes
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 8:37 am

einstien was a forgiving soul. and google told me to spell it that way. evil bastards they be.
ICEMAN - June 29, 2010, 12:59 am
EINSTEIN would kick your azz for misspelling his name.
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 8:23 pm
Thanks Man, I just Kept Trying Till I found My Style Which Apparenly is "depressing and anti-war"
Reality Lord - June 28, 2010, 8:12 pm

you know dude when i started making this i was a total noob. actually having one of mine rejected due to nsfw made me re-thing. some are for laughs but i hope all have the quality. ps...your stuff rocks
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 6:06 pm
Im Gonna Pass You Some Words I was Given By A lot of the GreyBeards... "Remember Quality Above Quantity"
Reality Lord - June 28, 2010, 5:57 pm

whoa..truely humbling. seven votes...all 5. and scorpian...niiiiice. i've gotten hooked on making these things. as for einstien...the man didn't need his science, he was a genious on all levels.
GreyScorpion - June 28, 2010, 5:48 pm
I have to laugh at you RL, that's 2 "Einsteins" you've been called on. 5L
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 5:47 pm
5ls Truly De-motivating !
forseti - June 28, 2010, 4:35 pm

EYE CANDY - It ain't always about the babes

TAGS: eyes candy babes
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by rerun

spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:00 pm
Yikes! 5 runny centers.

POWERTHIRST - It's energy for men! MENERGY!!!

TAGS: power thirst powerthirst kenyans menergy shocklate meth crystal meth rocket can rocketcan rawberry snake eyes anna kournikova
Rating: 2.16/5

More motifakes by cblake

GoForthAndDie - November 9, 2008, 5:23 pm
He's just a sucker with no self-esteem/Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Tony-USAF - September 24, 2008, 4:47 pm
Mother Nature will be like "sloooow doooown" and you'll be like, "fu*k you!" and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!
Arpaleggia - September 13, 2008, 5:45 pm
Lmao! Menergy!

LOOK ME IN THE EYE - and tell me you've never wanted to ride me, not even once


TAGS: house hammy eye sight test commi3
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

forseti - December 20, 2011, 1:33 pm
Thumbs up if you bent forward... old but brilliant! 5L
motinet - December 20, 2011, 9:37 am




TAGS: calendar lifethroughgamerseye mw3 25kills moab
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by DemonicGTR

DemonicGTR - February 28, 2012, 12:43 am
Lol, no, ever play MW3?
HoneyThistle - February 28, 2012, 12:38 am
...anti-Occupy? I is confused... 0_o
falloutghoul - February 27, 2012, 6:28 pm
But is it still appropriate to teamkill campers near the jets?
Reality Lord - February 24, 2012, 8:06 pm

frickin campers deserve this up their.... only thing worse is a teamkiller.

EYES - ON TARGET Although the recent budget cuts have taken their toll on training..

TAGS: eyes soldier
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

Sidereal - January 26, 2010, 8:23 am
The best of the best of the best... of the rest


TAGS: hurt cries eyes depression smile
Rating: 3.76/5

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Noname5 - September 27, 2011, 11:39 am
souldnt it be she´s hurt? would make more sence imo


TAGS: one eye gun rifle awesome
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by Koradan

koradan - August 31, 2009, 5:24 pm
Isn't he holding it on the wrong side, if he is going to aim? What am I saying, HE'S TOO AWESOME TO AIM!!

EYES - Look into my eyes and hear what I'm not saying, for my eyes speak louder than my voice ever will....Unknown.

Ol' Eagle Eye -

TAGS: joe walsh eagles eye opthalmologist
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

GaryO - June 24, 2015, 9:33 pm
this....is good
Greeny - June 24, 2015, 7:26 pm
concern3 - June 24, 2015, 3:41 pm
come on that's a 5er

DISCREET PERSUASION - The art of making one see eye to eye

TAGS: persuasion eye
Rating: 4.65/5

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showmeone - January 30, 2011, 12:49 am
hey buddy...next stop ...Macdonalds
5150monkeylove - January 27, 2011, 9:43 pm
it was more FUN when it WAS in REAL TIME for all involved!!!!
Kohnel - January 27, 2011, 8:52 pm
4 Bulls for the poster plus 1 extra for the hilarious comments
Hawamleh - December 15, 2010, 9:15 am
Explains why he would be an "EX" besides obvious reasons ofcourse
Claire - December 14, 2010, 8:26 pm
Reality Lord - December 14, 2010, 8:24 pm

...ehem....cough cough....and getting back onto the poster, you do understand dude that the eye contact thing has me a wee bit nervous between the two. brookback mountain with an extreme twist. oh wait..someone probably has an exhusband who tried that. nm
forseti - December 14, 2010, 5:54 pm
nice poster, great CONverSAtion!
BaQu82 - December 14, 2010, 5:20 pm
Well in that case I'm flattered by it ;)
Hawamleh - December 14, 2010, 3:57 pm
dang I missed this one. oh and just to tell you how bad b is, when I go there i feel bland and normal, and a bit uptight
TheOne - December 14, 2010, 2:42 pm
TheOne - December 14, 2010, 2:42 pm
There 75+ comments on this poster...wtf? %l tho...*walks away awkwardly*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 9:51 am
5150 is right. Not a flamewar, we do this kinda thing all the time, you should feel honored.
5150monkeylove - December 14, 2010, 9:47 am
nope, just chatting. btw I did like your poster.
BaQu82 - December 14, 2010, 8:50 am
interesting flamewar guys. I must admit I had a few chuckles and I think I snorted a drop of coffee when getting to the !!!! ===))!!/ parts :D
5150monkeylove - December 14, 2010, 1:05 am
nope, you were not involved (neither was I)
tellitlikeitis - December 14, 2010, 12:32 am
Wasn't that me. I couldn't help myself. I will send an apology, as I still fairly new to this.
5150monkeylove - December 14, 2010, 12:31 am
unwise to test the resolve of someone with the power to accomplish his/her goals
tellitlikeitis - December 14, 2010, 12:30 am
Understood ML. It's basically "online" fun. A nice place to vent somewhat. Besides growing up with 4 older siblings---one gets used to being picked on. Much appreciated.
5150monkeylove - December 14, 2010, 12:30 am
there was one a few days ago where a mod stepped in and warned all that the next post on a certain poster would be banned. somebody tested the water....and i guess took a day off (involuntarily) (that was my guess)
5150monkeylove - December 14, 2010, 12:27 am
yep... so long as you don't take it overboard, and get all b***hurt over teasing... it usually mellows
tellitlikeitis - December 14, 2010, 12:25 am
True. That's when someone will come on board saying "stop it", that's enough. Thanks for chat.
5150monkeylove - December 14, 2010, 12:25 am
these are just comments on posters, typically for telling someone how you rate it, and/or suggestions. but sometimes, it gets fun
5150monkeylove - December 14, 2010, 12:23 am
the history on this poster is easy.... scroll down to the part where it getss a little crazy, then you will see the natural progresssion of the chat.
tellitlikeitis - December 14, 2010, 12:21 am
No worreis ML... I still new to this forum and don't know the whole forum history thing... but then again... I am a tad bloaty this month.
5150monkeylove - December 14, 2010, 12:18 am
he must have LOVED his job
5150monkeylove - December 14, 2010, 12:17 am
oh no! I was referring to a previous lamentation for an ex by someone on here, claiming to have married a bull wrassler...ergo, left for a beefier woman
tellitlikeitis - December 14, 2010, 12:12 am
Tis certainly not I ML? (92 lbs. vs. 120 lbs.) that's considered beefier?
5150monkeylove - December 14, 2010, 12:09 am
I feel for you, Tell... but remember, she was left for the beefier woman, (or ground chuck, the rodeo clown)
5150monkeylove - December 14, 2010, 12:07 am
I like this NEW chat VOICE MODULATION thing.... but I think I am done.
tellitlikeitis - December 14, 2010, 12:07 am
Nightie night Claire... I think I see more pics. of this poor bull than I do of courteny love (aka......).
5150monkeylove - December 14, 2010, 12:06 am
goodnight Claire, good CHATTING HERE!!!
5150monkeylove - December 14, 2010, 12:06 am
for? FORE? four?
Claire - December 14, 2010, 12:05 am
Well, good night everyone.
tellitlikeitis - December 14, 2010, 12:04 am
All rightie then... I thinka this poiht, we're going to be shut down soon.
Claire - December 14, 2010, 12:02 am
It's where the internet goes to die. Think of it as the ninth circle of Hell in The Inferno, where all of the rivers of blood, muck, and waste collect, coagulate, and then freeze.
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 11:59 pm
too rough for MY DELICATE soul?
tellitlikeitis - December 13, 2010, 11:59 pm
Prey tell? I'm already way up past my bed time.
Claire - December 13, 2010, 11:58 pm
It's a bad place that you never want to be in.
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 11:56 pm
hi TTH, i never understood the little b thing
Claire - December 13, 2010, 11:56 pm
Or you know, anywhere but here.
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 11:56 pm
chat IS EMPTY! anybody avail for it, I could scream EVERY other WORD for YOU on THERE. (THIS is fun, and great stress RELIEF)
TheTrashHeap - December 13, 2010, 11:54 pm
tellitlikeitis - December 13, 2010, 11:54 pm
I suppose there are other forums to just b**** and complain about life out there.
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 11:53 pm
well, to be HONEST... nothings SAYS I love you (EWE)more THAN eye COntaCT! 4 L for the loving SECRET conversation in THE FAKE!!!
Claire - December 13, 2010, 11:52 pm
It's hi-larious.
TheTrashHeap - December 13, 2010, 11:51 pm
This isn't mean. Look back a year or so in the comments.
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 11:50 pm
but IM KEEPING the spurs AND CHAPS!!!!
tellitlikeitis - December 13, 2010, 11:49 pm
Seriously, everyone is soooo mean....and his eyes are mine.
TheTrashHeap - December 13, 2010, 11:49 pm
I'm starting to think this is a code O3a for real. The polite thing to do is ignore the nonsense and consider the source. Lawyers? Forensic experts? ..what's next? Tinfoil hats? Tracking devices? ...
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 11:48 pm
i MAY even STOP stripping
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 11:47 pm
you KNOW, talking like THIS does feel PRETTY NICE!!!! I feel IN control OF MY DEStinNY
autumnspirit - December 13, 2010, 11:46 pm
Or GROUND "chuck" (the CLOWN)
Claire - December 13, 2010, 11:45 pm
lol'ing so hard over here!
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 11:44 pm
I wonder if HER EX left her FOR THE love of a BEEFIER woman?
autumnspirit - December 13, 2010, 11:44 pm
OH! What big EYE he HAS!
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 11:43 pm
slaying IS MY forte!!! (SOMETIMES)
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 11:42 pm
Claire - December 13, 2010, 11:42 pm
Oh, you slay me.
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 11:42 pm
NObody love MEW, Everybody hates me...I THINK I WILL just GO EAT WORMS!!!!!
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 11:40 pm
and to PUT it OUT there FOR ALL to see. its called trolling. AND I FEEL strong, LIKE bull...
Claire - December 13, 2010, 11:39 pm
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 11:38 pm
I THINK we should all TYPE this way.... Its FEELS more DRAMAtic
Claire - December 13, 2010, 11:37 pm
You are awesome.
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 11:36 pm
SHHHHH.....its THINKING! or CRYING, they are probably the SAME behavior
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 11:34 pm
Llama behavior lesson #1 if it's ears go back, its about to spew more filth
Claire - December 13, 2010, 11:34 pm
Zzzzzing for Monkeylove.
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 11:32 pm
oh, wait..... so HE could PUT UP WITH a LOT of BULL? lol
Claire - December 13, 2010, 11:32 pm
I speak English rather well. It is you who needs the dictionary, seeing as you lack the ability to type correctly. This website is for laughing at hardships. If you choose to cry, that's fine, but it's not what we do here so I recommend going elsewhere.
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 11:31 pm
so he could put up with a lot of bull?
TheTrashHeap - December 13, 2010, 11:11 pm
Don't you mean "rodeo" champion? You forgot the quotation marks!
tellitlikeitis - December 13, 2010, 11:10 pm
Drink some wine.
Claire - December 13, 2010, 11:09 pm
Precisely what I mean. Thank you for proving a point for me, CJ. Your services are no longer needed.
tellitlikeitis - December 13, 2010, 11:09 pm
TTH... my *** life has never been so amazing, thanks to some one. So no you didn't miss it. But I do feel some compassion for Ciejai.
Claire - December 13, 2010, 11:06 pm
Why thank you.
tellitlikeitis - December 13, 2010, 11:05 pm
I a**ummed you were Claire. I appreciate that. You're a smart young girl, lassie!
TheTrashHeap - December 13, 2010, 11:05 pm
If you talked about your *** life Tellit...I missed it.
Claire - December 13, 2010, 11:03 pm
tellitlikeitis- don't worry, we're talking about CJ.
Claire - December 13, 2010, 11:02 pm
Indeed. I'm going with nutcase on this one, TTH.
tellitlikeitis - December 13, 2010, 11:01 pm
Excuse me sir?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 11:00 pm
at the mention of Signe...I feel Ill again....
TheTrashHeap - December 13, 2010, 11:00 pm
FACT Every time a woman comes on this site and starts offering up details about "her" *** life she winds up being either a dude or a complete nutcase. I'm not saying that's the story here but it's no surprise we are suspicious and hesitant with newbettes
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 10:59 pm
Claire is a real person....not an attention wh***.
Claire - December 13, 2010, 10:56 pm
Some people have been pulled into a false pretense that the internet is for attention and/or b****ing. This is a common misconception which I had thought was refuted with Signe.
TheTrashHeap - December 13, 2010, 10:54 pm
Oh why can't they all be like you Claire?! Why must it always end in melodrama and answers to personal questions we never asked?
Claire - December 13, 2010, 10:54 pm
I've been s******ing the bile this whole time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 10:52 pm
I'm gonna throw up now.
Claire - December 13, 2010, 10:51 pm
Yeah, but CJ dramas are all the rage these days.
TheTrashHeap - December 13, 2010, 10:34 pm
I've said it before and I'll say it again....Shenanigans! Naru-Drama's are sooooo last year.


EYE PAD - Happy birthday, grandson! I know how much you wanted one.


TAGS: girl sanguine eyes lust distain
Rating: 4.15/5

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kay9kabang - February 12, 2012, 5:41 pm
yes, I noticed it 3 seconds after posting...
gas - November 26, 2011, 2:10 am
just seen this one... beautiful
thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 10:48 am
Dis stain right here? Spaghetti sauce.
corneredbadger - August 13, 2010, 10:47 am
im pretty sure you meant disdain instead of distain.


TAGS: spider eyes humor
Rating: 3.7/5

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CloudchaserS - February 1, 2012, 2:09 am
If that wore glasses, it'd be eight eyes
lgvernon - January 31, 2012, 6:42 pm

You're right~
jig - January 31, 2012, 1:58 pm
four eyes !

EYEPATCHES - Cause there ain't *nothing* sexier than a chick who lost her right eye.

TAGS: eye patch elle driver callisto rihanna angelina
Rating: 3.5/5

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AdmiralAckbar - January 5, 2011, 1:42 am
gives a new meaning to skull F...

HYPNOSIS - Look into my eyes, you're getting sleepy Wait a min..Stop smiling dammit! DO I LOOK LIKE I'M JOKING?!

TAGS: hypnotic dog smile blue eyes
Rating: 3.38/5

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50cal - September 13, 2010, 10:38 am
Kind of creepy!

WHITE PEOPLE - Because Japanese people aren't physically interesting enough to be featured in popular anime.

TAGS: naruto anime blue eyes
Rating: 2.91/5

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cthulhufhtagn - May 31, 2011, 7:15 am
I DID... Have a look on http://cthulhufhtagn1987.deviantart.com/
VinceVicious - May 24, 2011, 1:44 am
You're right. It's not racist either. Now if only I could think of some new decent posters...
cthulhufhtagn - May 24, 2011, 1:42 am
This is most likely not racist but people WILL feel insulted, no matter what the author intended(Anyone but a total moron would know th)... And, there are no ethnicities in the Naruto universe like on ours, so "white", "Japanese" etc simply doesn't apply.
yuuki1 - October 4, 2010, 5:16 pm
Japanese are certainly much more physically interesting then author of this poster. Get life, pathetic troll.
aesop's folly - November 9, 2009, 8:33 am
teh he, 5/5
jesus mc finnigan - February 10, 2009, 12:18 pm
idk about this but i certainly do love mudkips
spitfire111 - January 6, 2009, 11:35 pm
Sometime it wonder me about this but I think it had more to do with representing their personality through appearance rather than white people look better than japanese. You know like "blond is more fun" stuff..
VinceVicious - December 30, 2008, 11:32 pm
Without a title and witty subtitle, you would be more pissed.
Suh-weet - December 26, 2008, 10:25 am
ARGH. Sick of these f***ing anime posters. f*** OFF!

WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN - Cannot Be Unseen....

TAGS: big eyes o o
Rating: 2.67/5

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jake - October 26, 2009, 9:03 am
This guy looks like he has glaucoma
Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 3:48 pm
Don't even talk about that! I felt so betrayed...never have I been so ashamed of mechs.
thatdude - October 25, 2009, 3:43 pm
End of Evangelion perhaps
Monica - October 25, 2009, 1:17 pm
Two Girls, One Cup? Or Perhaps The Scary Maze Game.

AAAWWWWWW - Who doesn't love big eyes?

TAGS: big eyes kitties
Rating: 2.67/5

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agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 2:18 pm
No, not really. You should've seen the dozen I rejected.
Kung-Fu Devil - June 5, 2010, 1:34 pm
WTF? This isn't a motifake...

SUCKING - Having been 1500 days And you lose to Purdue Sucking- Michigan Football


TAGS: innocent truly wicked knowing eyes
Rating: 4.92/5

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Rick69 - April 2, 2012, 5:23 pm
Thank you... :) Not sure if they are ph**o-shopped or not; But their eyes... Words cannot describe their eyes... And especially this one's mischievous "I know your weakness" eyes...
gas - April 2, 2012, 5:10 pm
saw that pic today.. very nicely done!


TAGS: muslim burqua eyes
Rating: 4.38/5

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rerun - August 6, 2010, 10:15 pm

perhaps you should see the last 6 letters of this poster title, apply it to yourself when you return....in about 7 days
fred - August 6, 2010, 10:08 pm
Perhaps you should look up the definition of that word.


TAGS: eyes of the hunter makes neener poop himself
Rating: 4.35/5

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flint - October 18, 2010, 6:01 pm
I like this, 5l


POPEYE - All those years of eating genetically engineered spinach finally caught up

TAGS: popeye
Rating: 3.73/5

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'ELLO - My name's Albert... I'm here for the interview.

NERD + COSTUME + OTHER NERDS - You are so cool i didnt even see you standing there

TAGS: browneye asian ninja
Rating: 1.79/5

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Fail - November 2, 2008, 4:48 pm
I'm here for the 100 ninjas. The 1 you can see and the 99 standing there that didn't kill this douchebag.
Narutarded - August 19, 2008, 9:56 pm
He's from the Village hidden in the Camaro Dealership. I can tell by the logo on his forehead protector.

Black Eye -


OLIVE OYL - Bluto and Popeye beat the crap out of each other over HER?

TAGS: popeye olive
Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - November 17, 2012, 6:44 pm

it was a one horse town


TAGS: smile eyes disguise people rerun
Rating: 4.77/5

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shmoe13 - December 8, 2010, 5:48 pm
keep yout children and family close


TAGS: pzy magic eye bird staring
Rating: 4.65/5

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Arvantillian - December 7, 2011, 10:24 am
5 slightly cross-eyed lions!
Reality Lord - December 5, 2011, 5:44 pm

it helps if you're really really stoned. ehem...i mean thats what they tell me anyways :)
gas - December 4, 2011, 11:57 pm
and the ones with ph**os were specially hard... what memories!


TAGS: shadow curtain eyes
Rating: 4.64/5

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Sho - March 22, 2013, 3:24 pm
I know right.
Zetmonk - March 18, 2013, 1:19 am
I like this. Who decided bad can't be good?
GaryO - March 17, 2013, 12:07 pm
Nice try, Sho, nice try.


TAGS: owley here gonna poke yo mama s eyes
Rating: 4.57/5

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motifayk - January 28, 2013, 10:02 am
These days its the only thing anybody ever has.
MissPriss - January 27, 2013, 12:30 pm
Ya mean there's still hope for me? Teehee

EYE CANDY - Eye candy in a suit is like eating an M&M. It isn't until you get past the outer coating that you find the real treat.

TAGS: eyecandy suits men mandms
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:42 pm
Nah chocolate the peanuts get stuck all over your teeth.
Sho - May 5, 2012, 6:38 pm

EYES - The Window To Our Soul... But Sadly... Opaque For The Dust Of The Life...

TAGS: eyes soul life
Rating: 4.47/5

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TailsDoll - July 20, 2010, 10:00 pm
Thank you...I will try making more eyes Motifakes... I love eyes xD :D
Reality Lord - July 20, 2010, 12:34 am

Cubbybear - July 19, 2010, 11:30 pm
Good job 5/5

silent treatment -

TAGS: girlfriend bed cold eyes
Rating: 4.45/5

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BoneCD - June 18, 2013, 4:56 pm
Oh the horror of it...5L
5150monkeylove - June 11, 2013, 2:30 am
Yep, what she said. And another creeper to sleep by.
Ism - June 10, 2013, 4:14 pm
Again SHO... you have me Unnerved... and Praying... not for you... but that your Trial will be televised... 5L's
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 3:22 pm

Just excellent. A paraprosdokian story!~
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 3:21 pm

Just excellent. A paraprosdokian story!~


TAGS: eye browse
Rating: 4.35/5

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Verdeckt - June 26, 2011, 5:52 pm
Hey, you could upload this to Where the Pun is (check the sites at the top) it's what all the cool kids are doing :)
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 4:11 am
Love a good pun.. 5 Furry Catepillars
CaptainBaked - June 17, 2011, 3:04 am
haha sh**... I chuckled when I saw this
krazirefa - June 17, 2011, 2:33 am
moustache and eyebrows are same size..wow, thats perfection..lol
forseti - June 17, 2011, 2:22 am
saw this some weeks ago (during browsing) but I love it!


TAGS: safety eyes army war death
Rating: 4.29/5

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djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 2:23 pm
I have, and always figured him Air Force; plus, the name 'n all. ;) I'm really surprised the Apache sunset pic for REWARDS (#147312) hadn't been used, and that they weren't all winners (#30512). But, that was a looong time ago...
Sho - January 25, 2012, 11:38 am
You think HE likes the army.....you should look at Airman's posters
djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 8:30 am
Thanks! :D No preference, actually. Just found some really cool military pics that happened to feature such. *shrug*
suzieq - January 24, 2012, 9:17 pm
man, you post good stuff, but you sure like the army


EPHIPHANY - Waking up and realizing your boyfriend isn't as mature as you thought!

TAGS: eyebrow boyfriend prank epiphany
Rating: 3.63/5

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robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:06 am
hey, you got it right in the tag!

EXPRESSIONS - The "WTF YOU SAID GIRL?" Emphasis being on WTF.

TUMORS - I'm immune to them


TAGS: gi joe snake eyes predator
Rating: 2.28/5

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Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 12:03 am
Awesome! Action figures! 5/5

EYES VS. FINGERS - There Can Only Be On Winner

EYE BEAMS!!! - Giant raccoon nazis are masters with them

Gerard Way -

TAGS: life eyes
Rating: 5/5

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